breaker box pc

[burnstyle]

what follows is the holy travels of Burnstyle and LG, and their heavenly charged "quest of ill boredom"

burn "yea lg! i say unt thee. thine house smells of rotton beef and stale beer!"
lg "tis landfill day"
burn "glorious landfill day!!!!"
lg "praise god"

*praise and worship inserted here*

burn "we must complete our quest to releave bordom on this day"
lg "why is this day so important?"
burn "because the multitude of puppies ion your living room is annoying the hell out of me"
lg "ah..."
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/puppies.jpg

*insert trip to landfill here*

while at the landfill our heros find a discarded breaker box
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/boxfull.jpg
burn "GLORIOUS SALVATION!!!!!!"
lg "it is a great find .. but alas cesear has proclaimed 'theft from landfill' to be a felony!"
burn "hmmm distract the tax collector with your tiny penis so that i might aquire said breaker box"

[burnstyle]

burn leaps into the trash bin.... steals breaker box.. tosses it over the bin... and finds it difficult to get out of the bin..... he has to use a sofa as a ladder... it sucks

*back at the house our heros use the blessed gerber to clean out the box*
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/boxempty.jpg
burn "the lord has blessed us on this day by providing these silver wires as a crown to commemorate our glorious quest!!"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/cablehat.jpg
both "praise the lord!!!!!"


lg "who is this lord thou art praising"
burn "his glorious count chocula"
lg "praise be his name"

[burnstyle]

the next installment will follow our heros as hey are magically transformed into pirates

and charged by her majesty edna to find proper motherboard mounts

please check back for

pt2. "rancid quest to the local mom and pop compuer store"

where our heros will battle evil larry

[burnstyle]

lg "what the hell do you mean 'we dont have enough ****!!!!!"
burn "well we dont"
lg "we have an entire breaker box system... along with breakers... and didnt you see the video game and jukebox cabnets in the

background... what more could you friggin want?!?!"
burn "a second power supply box"
lg "where the hell are we going to get that?"
burn "from the haunted video game store!!!"
lg "oh for ****s sake"


*our heros venture down the long road to the haunted video game store*
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/vidgames.jpg


lg "its spooky in here burn... im scared"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/doorstore.jpg
burn "legend has it that an evil monster lives in here... it gives people gambling adictions... thats why this place was so

popular... a man slayed the beast in 1997... the gambling became illegal and all the mobbsters had to leave this sacred place and

move back to nevada"

[burnstyle]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/monsterdoor.jpg
lg "oh no burn its the gambling monster.... MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!! OH NO ITS ON MY BACK !!!! GET THIS THING OFF MY BACK!!!
burn "here call this number to get the gambling monster off your back 800.522.4700, or go to their website
http://www.ncpgambling.org/help/

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psstore.jpg
burn "this is it, we can use this as a box to hold the power supply we will use for fans and neon lights"
lg "praise the lord"

*our heros return home*

[burnstyle]

burn "so here it is full and after we clean it out"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/pshomefull.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psboxhomeempty.jpg

[burnstyle]

lg "call me stupid burn but what is all this stuff for?
burn "ive labled it all for convinience
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/layoutexplain.jpg

1 this will be the hard drive mount we will be cutting it lengthwise and welding it to the back and bottom of the boxthe section

to the left of the mount in this picture will hold the combo drive
2 the heavy duty power button, this will be mounted on the behind a small door on the box cover
3 two diffrent types of wire covers the grey will cover power wires the silver for ide... although this may end up being reversed

im also thinging of cloth covers for the power wires
4 distribution blocks for the neon lights... one block for 12v one block for 5v
5 behind those wires is a large metal pipe that the power wires will run through it will connect the ps box to the main box the

wires will be split thien reattached and covered with heat shrink tubing
6 the ps box dumb ****
7 this is the space for a large intake fanthe sides will also house a few of these esp. behind the hard drives
8 exaust fan will blow into a port on the ps box and the ps fan will be turned around as an exaust fan

lg but what about the large opening in the middle of the main box... whats going there?
burn "a friggin motherboard!!!!!!"

we will get the mounting brackets for it tommorow

lg "im not looking forward to seeing larry"
burn "yeah me either"

[SLAY3R]

This really looks like fun. Very interesting idea.

[JalenJade]

I like the story that goes with it too..lol very creative on both ends

[burnstyle]

hmmm i cant spell

[hungrych]

I love the story. :D

[burnstyle]

burn "EEGORE!!!!!!!!!!"
lg "yeess massster"
burn "my labratory needs more power!!!!!"
lg "wee could build a power supply unit massster"
burn "thats an awful idea eegore... do you know what goes into doing that? its an amazing pain in the ass!"
lg "of course massster"
burn "i know!! we shall build a power supply unit!!! oh what a glorious idea that is... that ive just had!!!"
lg "yeess massster"
burn "bring me my power supply unit
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psuinside.jpg
burn "we shall put it in this empty box!!!!"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psboxhomeempty.jpg

[burnstyle]

burn "first things first... we need to find a place to mount the plug"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psuplug.jpg
burn "there that will do.... ah we will use this power supply to electrocute children... wont that be fun eegore"
lg "yeess massster"

lg "what about the heat massster?"
burn "this fan should do the trick.... ah i can hear the childrens screams already"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psufan.jpg
lg "your wickedness arouses me massster"
burn "... ok dude ... i know we are supposed to be evil and stuff... but your really freaking me out"
lg "sorry"

burn "where were we?....ah yes!!! the fan!!"

[burnstyle]

burn "even though i have a 5 year olds understanding of electricity i do know that if we put this psu against this bare steal box it will short out"
lg "what will we do then massster?"
burn "we shall put a thick layer of black plastic between the psu and the box... it will give us a bonus of 2+d6 against power failure"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/plastic.jpg

[burnstyle]

burn "oh ****!!!!! dude this is an atx psu IT DOSENT HAVE A SWITCH TO TURN IT ON......im such a ****ing god damned bitch ass ****ing dumbass....

*enter http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/image.gif linlin*
linlin "touch the green wire to the black one.... moron"

burn "I WILL KILL YOU FOR BEING SMARTER THAN ME!!!!!
LG "um... thanks linlin"
burn "i will not do as that lin says!!! there must be another way...."
lg "um with that being our only backup psu i think you should just..."
burn "I KNOW!!! ill attach the green wire to this end of a toggle switch and the black wire to the other end... which does two things..."
#1 proves im waaaay smarter than linlin
#2 allows me to toggle the power off
lg "linlin is going to have your ass on a platter"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psualldone.jpg
burn "time to see if this works"

[burnstyle]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/itworks.jpg

misson complete BRING ON THE PRESCHOOLERS!!!!!

[Chris_Tucker]

... are you going to be useing an ATX mobo? .. cause if so you dont need to make your own switch.. the mobo handles it

-- edit --
i went back and see that the breaker is your button.. you could wire it to the power switch terminals on the mobo.

[burnstyle]

... are you going to be useing an ATX mobo? .. cause if so you dont need to make your own switch.. the mobo handles it

-- edit --
i went back and see that the breaker is your button.. you could wire it to the power switch terminals on the mobo.

nah the power supply you are talking about is only going to be used for fans and lights... i will have a seperate ps for the mobo, cdroms, and hd's

and im going to wire the breaker into the power terminals

[Yoshi]

Very cool mod and creative thread.
Please watch the language though. This site is family friendly. I know your joking around but....
Please see rules for calrification.

[Chris_Tucker]

nah the power supply you are talking about is only going to be used for fans and lights... i will have a seperate ps for the mobo, cdroms, and hd's

and im going to wire the breaker into the power terminals


ah! i see, if ya mentioned it i never noticed :P i was posting that from class time

[burnstyle]

Very cool mod and creative thread.
Please watch the language though. This site is family friendly. I know your joking around but....
Please see rules for calrification.



eh sorry... if i could edit that post i would

[Yoshi]

Is all good. You should have edit ability though. Let me double check permissions.

[burnstyle]

it looks like i can only edit the last post i make... i cant edit any previous ones

now i can edit my last three posts....

your god here you can edit it if you want... just change all the naughty words to ****

[burnstyle]

*our heros find themselves at larrys computers*

burn "i hate larry's"
lg "yeah"

*enter larry*

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~karthur/Peter/images/retard.jpg
larry "hellllgo!!!
burn "we have come for your wonderous shiney heavenly motherboard mounts!!!"
larry "no trucks"
lg"um?"
burn "m-o-t-h-e-r-b-o-a-r-d m-o-u-n-t-s!"
larry "no trucks"

lg "whats he trying to tell us burn?"
burn "its obvious... trucks carry things... hes saying the truck that carries the motherboard mounts has been robbed by evil

italian mobbsters bent on ruling the world by regulating the worlds supply of motherboard mounts... right larry?"
larry "no trucks"

burn "we must quest for motherboard mounts"

*our heros venture down the long road on a quest for motherboard mounts.... along the road the find a number of interesting

objects*


lg "whats that along the road up ahead"
burn "it looks like video tapes"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/tapes.jpg

[burnstyle]

burn "ITS PORN!!!!!!!! LOVING GRACIOUS EXCEPTING PORNOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!"
lg "you mean we actually found porn laying on the side of the road"
burn "lets see... four tapes...
#1 jerry springers too hot for tv
#2 homade amatures vol 12
#3 i cant make out the name
#4 a blank video tape"

lg "what should we do with them?"
burn "we will take them to the wise deer... he will tell us what to do"



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/deer.jpg
burn "wise deer what should we do with the 'found porn'?"
deer "..."
lg "its dead burn"
burn "DO NOT INSULT THE GREAT WISE DEERS GREAT AND POWERFUL KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS GREAT AND...um.... knowledgable...."

[burnstyle]

*our heros venture to the broken road of death*
lg "dude some one threw away this gas pump... mabey there is somthing we can use as a mount inside it"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/gasstuff.jpg
burn "eureeka!!!! we have the great motherboard mounts!!!"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/mounts.jpg
lg "anything else we can salvage from this?"
burn "a 250v resister, 3 lcd screens, 50 various LEDs, a numerical touchpad, and a texaco sign"
lg "woot"

[burnstyle]

lg "did you do anything productive today?"
burn "i aranged the wires and the distribution blocks... i checked them... the power system is working fine"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/wirelayout.jpg
lg "good anything else?"
burn "i also started making the ide cables abit longer"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/idesurg.jpg
lg "will that work?"
burn "im not sure..."

[linlin]

burn "oh ****!!!!! dude this is an atx psu IT DOSENT HAVE A SWITCH TO TURN IT ON......im such a ****ing god damned bitch ass ****ing dumbass....

*enter http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/image.gif linlin*
linlin "touch the green wire to the black one.... moron"

burn "I WILL KILL YOU FOR BEING SMARTER THAN ME!!!!!
LG "um... thanks linlin"
burn "i will not do as that lin says!!! there must be another way...."
lg "um with that being our only backup psu i think you should just..."
burn "I KNOW!!! ill attach the green wire to this end of a toggle switch and the black wire to the other end... which does two things..."
#1 proves im waaaay smarter than linlin
#2 allows me to toggle the power off
lg "linlin is going to have your ass on a platter"
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/psualldone.jpg
burn "time to see if this works"


WTF is this LMAO

I guess i wont take any offence to that casue
1. i dont thing it was meant to be
2. it really is a horrible way to offend if it was.

Cool project though. Dont have much time ATM to read through all of it but it definetly looks like osme kind of computer related thing 0.0

[zeLupin]

RoFl...

Nuff Said'

[burnstyle]

lg "you didnt check that!!!!
burn "a jedi master never checks those things... we use our mind"
lg "learning experiance... mesure twice and the mod wont be ruined!!!"


the board is to tall... the box wont close... the mod is scrapped

coming soon
the newspaper box pc...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/burnstyle/rack.jpg

[hungrych]

Wow....that was anticlimactic....

[burnstyle]

what can i say.... im stupid

it will be picked up again if i can get som 90degree risers

[Megatron1977]

God, where do you live to find such cool stuff on the side of the road. That Greenville newspaper box wouldn't be from Greenville, FL. would it?

[josermj]

it might be Greenville SC

[Megatron1977]

I know it could be another Greenville, but since I don't live too far from Greenville, FL, I thought it might be from there. lol

[burnstyle]

from greenville sc


i live in a very small town with no county trash pickup so people tend to use illegal dump sites

if you know where they are and who uses them... you find amazing things...

currently im working on bringing home a payphone and a faygo machine

[Megatron1977]

LOL, good luck to you on that. Down here in South GA/North FL, we have the same illegal dump sites. I would go dumpster diving, but my wife would kill me. lol

[FuNkyGuY]

YOSHI FORUMS UNITE FOR DUMPER DIVING
that would be awsome

I wish I had an illegal dumping site :(

[burnstyle]

LOL, good luck to you on that. Down here in South GA/North FL, we have the same illegal dump sites. I would go dumpster diving, but my wife would kill me. lol

yeah i used to live in jax fl. .... i remember corporate dumpster diving there

*hint* at the aol call center on technology blv off jtb in jax, every september they update a section of computers and all the old systems are discarded in the big blue bin behind the third section of the building
*note* they prosecute heavily

some call it crazy but ive been doing this for years... i got started when i was about 14 and realised that on the first friday of the month the bookstore near my house would throw away old issues of magazines

my best find was a box of discarded unopend software... ranging from font folio to nt sp4 from the earthlink building in gainsville fl

[doorman444]

i've found movies in dumsters behind video rental stores before

[burnstyle]

lg: you know burn... i found this old breakerbox laying around in the shed the other day...

burn: THAT'S AMAZING!!!! it's all grey and boxy and amazingly amazing!!!! WHAT IS IT FOR?!?!?!

lg: well... about five years ago we were going to turn it into a fileserver.

burn: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!! WHY DIDNT WE DO IT?!?!?!

lg: because you were a moron....

burn: ... oh

lg: you know... we could use a computer in the workshop... and this would be perfect it could mount in between the joists in the walls... it would be discrete and out of the way... it could come in very handy. i think we could get it done... allot has changed in the past five years.

burn: like what?

lg: well... you arent as stupid as you once were.

burn: REJOICE!!! i wonder if anyone would want to actually see it finished after 5 years...

[spoeden]

Nice to see you back. And yes, those of us that are still around would like to see it.

[Wyndle]

Hey, do we have another spammer necro pos... oh, hi! A real member! LOL

Welcome back. Yes, it would be refreshing to see a completed project.

[Dawg21]

I agree with Wyndle, it'd be nice to see some renewed activity here! You shocked me too, burnstyle! A real member, back on the site?! wow.

[TomBevis]

Go for it, Burnstyle!

We who are left will make this thread the new "less posting". LOL